What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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