Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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