from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Everyone says I win the strip club
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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