he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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