oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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