this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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