Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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