I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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