if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Randomize