I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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