Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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