Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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