ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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