i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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