is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Pants are for mortals
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