normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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