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(214): View more from Texas

would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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(713): View more from Texas

Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.

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(424): View more from California

This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

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(410): View more from Maryland

the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...

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