would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...