I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..