Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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