Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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