I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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