Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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