We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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