Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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