So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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