dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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