i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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