It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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