New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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