cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
