bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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