Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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