It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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