no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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