Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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