Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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