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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My bed smells like the plague
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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