I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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