Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Boobs speak an international language.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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