So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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