I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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