Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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