WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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