That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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