We won't sleep together?
Where is the hickey?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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