Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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