That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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