Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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