she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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