When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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