So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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