Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sry I called you an 8
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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