dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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