So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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