ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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