Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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