so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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