I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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