Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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