Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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